letters to people i’ll probably never see again *
dear a) at least, i’m pretty sure i’ll never see you again. it makes me sad, because i think you might know me better than almost anyone else out there. it may not matter now, but i’m really sorry i...
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i know i’ve been neglecting you lately, and i’m sorry about that. it’s just that i’ve been really busy, and a lot of things are happening, and i haven’t been able to find much time for you. i have...
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number of people at work i’ve told about this site: 3number of people i did not tell who now know anyway: 2 at least there are two that i know of; there could be more. when i started this job i...
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let’s say i’m in san francisco and i want to see weird stuff. where should i go? e-mail me.
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how’s it going? i miss you. here’s what we’re doing with the internet in 2007: 1. twittering. every time we wake up, eat something, go to the store, make a phone call, go to the bathroom, get stuck...
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Today at lunch I spent a little time on Ask Metafilter–not looking for anything in particular, mind you, just a general sort of looking. I spend less time online lately, but the Metafiltering is a...
View ArticleDear Frank Warren,
We’ve never met before, but I was in the audience at your keynote at SXSW in March. SXSW 2008 was the eighth SXSW I’ve attended, and I’ve been to many panels and many keynotes, but yours has been the...
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small child with Early Alison Hair
Dear kid, Your hair’s gonna be fine until the 4th or 5th grade, at which point all hell will break loose. There will be a lot of frizz and you may get called some names at school. But don’t panic:...
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Dear Internet, If you ever loved me, you will watch Pushing Daisies a bunch so it doesn’t get canceled and I can avoid a repeat of the dark, drunken day of November 11, 2006. Love and delicious pies,...
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